Signs

Signs...

 

 

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

 

  

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

  

 

 

Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French      and  It's all organized by the Swiss.  Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are British, The Mechanics are French, The Lovers are Swiss      and It's all organized by the Italians.

 

 

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

 

 

Welcome to Utah Set your watch back 20 years.

 

 

In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.

 

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

  
 

The statement below is true. The statement above is false.

 

 

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.

 

 

I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.

 

  

KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names.

 

 

Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

 

 

 

When you work here, you can name your own salary.  I named mine, "Fred".

 

 

money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

 

 

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

 

 

 

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

 

 

Red meat is not bad for you  Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

 

 

 

I am having an out-of-money experience.

 

  

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

  

  

 

I FOUND JESUS!  He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana ,